Christmas party reminder

Christmas party reminder

Along with most lawyers, we usually send out a reminder at Christmas about the perils of the Christmas party.  This year, drawing on years of experience, we advise the following:

Don’t pay for free drink all night. (We know you won’t need telling twice) It’s a really bad message

Do remind the good folk known as “staff” that they represent work, and should not fight or engage in sexual activity in public

Do remind managers not to talk about promotions or pay

Do have a delegated “sober person”, preferably not the office junior, but someone with authority

Do stick up a tree and decorations

Do ignore people who seek to take offence at said tree and decorations

Do eat Quality Street to excess

Don’t put mistletoe up

Don’t have the party in the office unless you want the customary photocopy of some ones buttocks turning up.

Do have a happy Christmas

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